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“ Me : Need to shop for a dress. Stenn asked me to prom. The Momster : WTF! Me : Mom? What do you…

— J.J. Johnson

That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and says what she thought he said!

— K Noland

My mother texted me 'What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?' I answered: 'I dont know, love u, talk to u later.' Mother: 'Ok,…

— Faris

That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is what the hell is she saying…

— Itsme867

When I was little, my mom tells me, I used to say things like, 'Mom do you hear the string section? Do you hear…

— Tori Amos

That awkward moment when you slip and say 'f**ck you' to your mom.

— Anonymous

Mom:Honey, What does Idk,Gtg,Ttyl,and Ly Mean? Girl:I Don't know,Got to go,Talk to you later,Love you Mom:Ok I'll ask your sister

— Melissa

It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me…

— Cheyenne Kimball

That horrifying moment when your mom says... I need to talk to you. And u think of everything you did wrong this week. e_e

— Anonymous

My mother wouldn't allow me to speak slang when I was growing up. But when I got outside, around my friends, it was 'Yo'…

— Queen Latifah

At my house, it's an, 'If dad says it, you can say it' kind of deal, so a lot of my slang words come…

— A.J. Styles

U r a 8Th graDer Boy .u r goinG ouT wiTh youR frnDs in nighT anD youR granD mom coMe &She aSk..BeTa susu kaR…

— Shubham Noottee Pandey