Funny facebook status Quote by Joel Taylor Download Open image “I want a girlfriend with a big forehead , so she can headbutt all my Haters.” — Joel Taylor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Haters
I know that I've got big ears and a big forehead and that my hair sticks up, but I'm happy with myself. I'm not… — Clay Aiken Copy Share Image
I need a boy who thinks with his big head, not his little one. Since they do not exist, I have fashioned my own. — Jennifer Donnelly Copy Share Image
I had those full-feathered bangs that started all the way at the back of your head. My forehead isn't very big; I should have… — Danielle Fishel Copy Share Image
I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot going on up in there. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
Right now I just want someone who kiss on my forehead and tell me how lucky they are to have someone like me.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a big girl, so I want somebody that's going to make me look a little bit smaller. — Retta Copy Share Image
How to please a woman turn up unexpected and give her more than she expected. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
Love comes in many shapes and sizes, I hope my one is a big circle, so it can be Infinite. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
Guys, Girls don't like it when call them names that you associate other girls with like, Babe, Hun, Darling..... Etc — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
Some girls are like a bowling ball they always have a finger in them, Respect yourself. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
Self-confidence is infectious, share the incredible you with the world. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
A Gold diggers depend on a mans wealth, independent women depend on themselves. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
The reason why some people are single is Because they are physically available but emotionally taken. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
