Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Periods are like going to bed on white sheets, then waking up on the flag of Japan. — Me Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Girls be like... Babe Im Pregnant Dudes be like .. keep calm, I'll help you find the father — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You texted him,he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted I'm he fainted. — Kiara Sellars Copy Share Image
I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
All the fish in the sea, and you choose to fall in love with a sea-lion? — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
You claim to be a bad bitch, yet you have no car, no house, and no job. You're not a bad bitch,… — SandraB Copy Share Image
When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping? No. I'm training to die — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. It gave me hope...for another Rush Hour movie... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I… — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear you, close my eyes, and count to 10..I suggest you either rephrase your attitude..or run… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
