Funny facebook status Quote by Pratik Sharma Download Open image “Facebook helps me to connect with 99 enemies and 1 pal............” — Pratik Sharma ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Facebook alows you to talk to walls and poke people but not nudging like msn because that's just plain wrong! — Bethan Copy Share Image
Aha, I really want to make a facebook account called 'nobody' so then I'll add enemies and it'd notify them saying nobody wants to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't get to 500 million friends without making a new enemies. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
We live in a world where many of us have a lot of friends on Facebook but yet we have lost human connection. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It is far better to have 10,000 Facebook friends who are in the same category or aligned with your values or a common inter-… — Brian E Boyd Copy Share Image
I just made a Facebook account and I have already got 300 friends, Wow. — Aerona Pritchard Copy Share Image
I realized that I'm increasingly in a position where I know a network of people, and I'm able to connect more or less anyone. — Nathan Blecharczyk Copy Share Image
Remember you don't need a certain number of friends, Just a number of friends you can be certain of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, you dont need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use Facebook quite a lot to keep up with my friends, although I had to delete 'Words With Friends' from my phone because… — Joshua Bell Copy Share Image
Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk to be with you................... — Pratik Sharma Copy Share Image
Dont let anything or anyone stop you from doing what you want to do............ — Pratik Sharma Copy Share Image
Success is the reflection of potential energy into kinetic energy.......... — Pratik Sharma Copy Share Image
Every one loves according to their meaning of love in their dictionary.............. — Pratik Sharma Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
