How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liking the person's last comment on a post instead of replying to it..because,let's face it,your too dwamn lazy to think of something… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when someone farts in the elevator and looks at you to see if you notice :P — Me Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I miss you when I'm not with you. When I'm not with you all I do is think about you. When I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How does a doctor feel when he loses a patient in the emergency room? The same way a child feels when he… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss! — Jorge Armenta Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mom: YOU`RE GROUNDED. Me: Psh. Fine I don`t care. Mom: Give me your phone then. Me: OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I… — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD! — Unkown Copy Share Image
Facebook event invites from people you barely know should really have a 'seriously?' option in the reply. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When someone ask if you'll survive without me? dude I was born without n ill die without u so I can live… — Asheya Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont give a flying fish what the teacher says JESUS is always the answer... — Some Genius Copy Share Image
If you don't know, please ask. If you don't agree, Argue. If you don't like it, please say it. But dont sit… — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Teacher : Yes Me : can I Go Use It ? Teacher : Idk Can You ? Me : I WILL SHIT… — Zariahh Renee Copy Share Image
The 'Awkward Moment' when ur when you start yelling at someome and they put there hand over your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitches be twerking for NO REASON, *microwave goes off* oh shit , my food done. *starts twerking* HOE SIT YO ASS DOWN & EAT ! — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
