Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Why do I always choose the shopping cart with the squeaky wheel? Is it my bad luck, or are all the carts dysfunctional?

— Rachel Nichols

I think it tells a lot about a person whether they put the shopping cart back to where it belongs, or they just leave…

— Justin Herbert

It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Those can most easily dispense with society who are the most calculated to adorn it; they only are dependent on it who possess no…

— Marguerite Gardiner, Countess of Blessington

People are pissed off about the seemingly impossible goal of social mobility. their proposed solution is to take the wheels off the cart.

— Stan Lee

I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.

— Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Just saw a homeless guy buy a cup of coffee, drink it, then use the cup to beg and make his money back. He's…

— Green Monk

Kids? It's like living with homeless people. They're cute but they just chase you around all day long going, 'Can I have a dollar?…

— Kathleen Madigan

Homeless people give the best advice, everything they say always makes a lot of cents.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.

— Anonymous