Awkward moment Quote by Me Download Open image “The awkward moment when someone farts in the elevator and looks at you to see if you notice :P” — Me ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Awkward moment Funny facebook status Funny quotes Time
The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you fart in front of someone you don't know and they hear it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart… — Lol Copy Share
That funny moment when you fart silently and when people realises that someone did fart, you look at the most fattest guy with disgust. — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone bends down to pick something up and farts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact with you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly... — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer 'true love'. — Me Copy Share
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break anybody. Yeah, some people have it worse than me so I don't complain. I put a smile on my face day after day, knowing I'm not okay. You see me see me smile so you don't… — Me Copy Share
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would you even remember me being there? If I died tonight, then my conquest would end in failure, Because I would not get to tell you that I love you every single day. I would never have… — Me Copy Share
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street you gotta hurry. And my dad and step mom took us on a Segway tour so I rode on a Segway . :) — Me Copy Share
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you will get fucked up. — Me Copy Share
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share
“If it makes you feel any better, he’s been all sad doll lately too.” “What are you talking about, Chels?” Chelsea stopped walking and stared at Violet. “Jay. I’m talking about Jay, Vi. I thought you might want to know that you’re not the only one who’s hurting. He’s been moping around school, making it hard to even look at… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share
“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you stop at a red light and look over to someone staring at you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get your period and others know before you...Embarrassing — Smile So Pretty Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Mitt suggests getting rid of FEMA on TV and then Hurricane Sandy hits the East Coast right before the election. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
“Before, I thought that my life was just one big awkward moment. I needed to learn to fit in. To walk away from the… — PaulalaMae Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you hand someone your phone to show them one picture & then they start scrolling through the rest without asking. — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when you're out in public and you hear someone call your name. Just to turn around and figure out that it… — Emma Swenson Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when Muary tells you, ''you are the father of her baby — Isaac Morse Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image