Shut the fuck up ur so annoying and you think your the shit lmao sit the fuck down — Me Copy Share Image
Dang it don't see how other girls wear their pants so freaking tight, that when they fart their shoes don't fly off. — Me Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it... — Me Copy Share Image
My love life peaked in the 6th grade when a girl asked me to pass a note to another boy :) :) — Me Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in the class with confidence !! — Me Copy Share Image
Some people think that when they say something and they think its funny but its not. They think that the person they… — Me Copy Share Image
Its funny how we remember lyrics to like so many songs, but can't remember to study for a test. that's me! — Me Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Me Copy Share Image
You laugh, I laugh, you cry I cry, you fall off a cliff, I don't because I pushed you! XD — ME Copy Share Image
Dear god, when I asked if this day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.. — Me Copy Share Image
Next time you are on a roller coaster, bring some screws and bolts and tap on the shoulder of the person in… — Me Copy Share Image
Exact definition of physics:physics is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room when there is no cat actually,you… — Me Copy Share Image
This just isn't my day. it could be raining titties then I could get hit in the head with a dick. — Me Copy Share Image
There are very few words to sum you up and they are... Funny, Smart Amazing, Adorable.... and Mine... I love you — Me Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Me Copy Share Image
Im not as strong as I wanna be and I'm not as brave as you. But what ive been through is enough to break… — Me Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing the street… — Me Copy Share Image
You can talk about anyone you want but as soon as you start talking about my best friend you better run and hide you… — Me Copy Share Image
Real like sucks the life out of losers. if you want to fuck with the eagles, you must learn how to fly. — Me Copy Share Image
