Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to attend.

— Collins Hasty

Stop sending me invites for events Unknown Person

— CJ

I hate people who send Facebook events that I will never attend.

— Anonymous

Even Candy Crush invitation on facebook from your crush seems significant.

— Bibeka

Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'

— Anonymous

People invite you on facebook and they just say nothing: and you complain and say: what is the use of being invited by the…

— Dumi

To be honest, I joined Facebook as an experiment. I accepted all invitations just to see how many people would ask to be 'friends'…

— Vint Cerf

That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved.

— Anonymous

We add friends on Facebook to feel accepted, but we go to the club and don't want to be bother......

— Chris Gilliam

Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life.

— Anonymous

You can't act like you've arrived when you're only just receiving the invitation.

— Sophia Amoruso

I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your cat's birthday…

— Anonymous