Funny facebook status Quote by Some Genius Download Open image “I dont give a flying fish what the teacher says JESUS is always the answer...” — Some Genius ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Jesus, like any good fisherman, first catches the fish; then He cleans them. — Mark Potter Copy Share Image
Only a fish knows the splendor of the sea. Only a Christian knows the glory of God. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
NOT having Jesus in your life is worser then a fish that try to swim without water.A bird that try to fly without wings.(ITS… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Jesus said, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to [God] the Father except through me.” Peter, one… — David Platt Copy Share Image
Grade School Class studying Religion Teacher: Peter, can you tell me who is Jesus Christ? Peter: I don't know teacher maybe he is in… — Jing Copy Share Image
“Your role as their teacher is to let them know ahead of time that if Jesus can't handle a little partying, we all need… — Brad M. Griffin Copy Share Image
Jesus called fishermen, not graduates of rabbinical schools. The main requirement was to be natural and sincere. — Jim Cymbala Copy Share Image
I believe that in this way the teacher always is the prophet of the true God and the usherer in of the true kingdom… — John Dewey Copy Share Image
“Either there is a teacher now teaching upon earth, guaranteed by Christ as the apostles were, or there is no possibility of knowing the… — F.J. Sheed Copy Share Image
“Jesus is a teacher who doesn’t just inform our intellect but forms our very loves. He isn’t content to simply deposit new ideas into… — James K.A. Smith Copy Share Image
Jesus has given you the power to live as He lived, which is something no earthly teacher can do. — James Robison Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image