Complicated relationship Quote by Anonymous

Someone please tell Facebook that all relationships are complicated.

— Anonymous

A man in Georgia was arrested for burglary after he left his Facebook account open on the victim's computer. But this is nice: He's…

— Jimmy Fallon

A lot of people that get out of prison have anti-social personality disorder, which makes them promiscuous and erratic, and they can't form ordinary…

— Antony Starr

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

— Anonymous

My perception has changed from thinking if someone's in jail they're supposed to be, to there's a lot of factors that's not that simple.

— Maya Moore

Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL

— Adar Burks

Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you…

— Anonymous

It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status.

— Anonymous

Facebook should have a relationship status saying; 'Friends with benefits' since that's all anyone is anymore.

— Anonymous

Facebook needs to make 'Tired of trying' a relationship status!

— Anonymous

If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole world to…

— Brittany Young

Relationships last longer when facebook doesn't know about them.

— Anonymous