Funny facebook status Quote by Generose Relano Download Open image “If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be called McSexy.” — Generose Relano ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“McDonald's, meanwhile, continues busily to harass small shopkeepers and restaurateurs of Scottish descent for that nationality's uncompetitive predisposition toward the Mc prefix on its surnames. The company sued the McAl an's sausage stand in Denmark; the Scottish-themed sandwich shop McMunchies in Buckinghamshire; went after Elizabeth McCaughey's McCoffee shop in the San Francisco Bay Area; and waged a twenty-six-year battle against… — Naomi Klein Copy Share
“8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There are some people who are Burger King people, and there are some people who are McDonald's people. — Anderson Cooper Copy Share Image
All I know is that when I needed McDonald's , McDonald’s was there for me. — James Franco Copy Share Image
A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
McDonald's is a people business, and that smile on that counter girl's face when she takes your order is a vital part of our… — Ray Kroc Copy Share Image
I hate getting a McDonald's. I'm not a McDonald's person: you just feel crap afterwards. — George Ezra Copy Share Image
If ur naughty go to ur room.. If u wanna be naughty, go to mine. :D — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
How Do You Let Go of Something U Been Fighting For So Long to Hang On to. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
If yOu ReAlLy LoVe SoMeThInG sEt iT fReE, iF iT cOmEs BaCk iT's YoUrS, iF iT dOeSn'T iT wAs NeVeR MeAnT tO Be. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD! — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
When the man you love loves someone else, don't be sad. Keep trying. He will be yours. If not, there will be a better… — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
All my life, I've tried to search for an answer as to why I love you so much, but I failed because even my… — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
DOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live withOut. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
The mind cannot do what the heart will not allow, nor does the heart see what the mind has obstructed from its view. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
Do I Look like a grocery item to you?ÿ?ÿ? I see you checking me out!! — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
Love is like falling down... in the end you're left hurt, scarred, and with a memory of it forever. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
