LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hurricanes are like women. When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave, they take your house and car — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Imagine that self control you must have to work in a bubble rap factory! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
Guys, Girls don't like it when call them names that you associate other girls with like, Babe, Hun, Darling..... Etc — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
The movies,i ended up eating all the popcron and drinking all the soda and the movie did'nt even start yet,so much trailers… — Sally Copy Share Image
My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would catch a grenade for ya, Throw my hand on a blade for ya, BUT Today I don't feel like doing… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly! — Mariah Copy Share Image
If 2 liars are talking to each other, do they believe what the other is saying? Just curious.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
