Funny facebook status Quote by Kd Download Open image “If u cant change the life change the wife ... ;) life automatically change :P lmao . :) ;)” — Kd ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Life Life change Marriage
My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around... or has allowed ME to change my life around. — Rob Walton Copy Share Image
Husband and Wife lifes are juz like settin up Workshop! Husband workin hard and Wife shoppin hard! =P — Mysterio Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image