Funny facebook status Quote by Netter Download Open image “Dnt let the door hit you when mother nature splits you” — Netter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Mother nature Nature Parenting
If we throw mother nature out the window, she comes back in the door with a pitchfork. — Masanobu Fukuoka Copy Share Image
Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family. — Joe Teti Copy Share Image
The door', replied Maimie, 'will always, always be open, and mother will always be waiting at it for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nature is the mother and the habitat of man, even if sometimes a stepmother and an unfriendly home. — John Dewey Copy Share Image
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Literally. It might fall and crush you — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
Like all mothers, mother nature is delighted to keep in touch with you when you're appearing in hit tv shows like BJ and the… — Greg Evigan Copy Share Image
Mama Nature is kinda good, but does spank he who plays tricks on her! — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Them friends that believe in rumors in stead of you not your real friend they dont care about nobody but themselves — Netter Copy Share Image
The difference between me and you is I rather get money tryna fill me something cant tell me nothing — Netter Copy Share Image
Be thankful for being alive having shelter and clothes on your back life your family and god — Netter Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
