Funny facebook status Quote by Brian Zilinek

Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too.

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook: Where bitches bitch about other bitches being bitches.

— Anonymous

Presenting FACEBOOK: The place where bitches become FB gangsters.

— Anonymous

Funny how you talk about a person and then post nice gestures on their Facebook.

— Nishan Panwar

“The most effective young Facebook users, however — the ones who will probably be winners if Facebook turns out to be a model of…

— Jaron Lanier

Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker…

— Anonymous

Sorry, I dont follow fb. No, not 'facebook'; 'fake bitches'

— Alex

Facebook is a thing where people always change their looks

— Mr Popularity

Facebook use to be cool when it wasn't Fakebook u can be anyone you want to be on a Facebook. People haven't heard from…

— Kevin McCarty

I can't even take a picture these days without someone yelling at me, 'You better not put that on Facebook!'

— Anonymous

It all stems from the same thing - which is that when we are face to face - and this is what I think…

— Sherry Turkle

Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life.

— Anonymous