Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I always find it ironic that dramatic people's conversations revolve around how dramatic someone is..run in circles much? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If facebook did have a dislike button there would be a lot of hurt feelings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Internet Users, Someday u will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook have to get this- names and meanings for idiots just like you! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
Hey I Didn't Mean To Interrupt Your Scrolling But Just Wanted To Let You Know, I Was Thinking Of You. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have watched CSI,NCIS, Law&Order, Criminal minds. I can kill you 50 different ways & still make it look like an accident. — JORdinary_[Ws Copy Share Image
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
