There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate you. Im just saying if you got his by a bus, I would be driving that bus.:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Algebra stop trying to get us to find your x shes never coming back. And don't even think about asking y. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
I think if steroids are illegal for athletes why aint photoshop illegal for sum dez ratchet bitches on Facebook...IG & Twitter — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher points at the person behind you and you think the teacher was pointing at you so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bought a self-help cd online. It was called How to Handle Disappointment. When the package arrived it was empty! — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real man can stay loyal to his woman without getting sidetracked by hoes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im the person that the more you complain about me, the harder Ill try to annoy you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Bitch also stands for beautiful, intelligent, talented and charming human being — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a mind reader, your unspoken words doesn't tell me anything at all. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Expectoration: If you go to a political rally, you should EXPECTORATION. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone once told me nothing lasts forever .. so will you be my nothing? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
