Funny facebook status Quote by Patrick Thomas

My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.

— Anonymous

Hoes gonna be tricking their treats tonight! Happy Halloween!

— Anonymous

Ladies show me your treats like it's Halloween

— Hollywood Undead

Halloween.(: Late but ehh. This is the strongest girl I know. (: ~Family

— Anonymous

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of…

— Charles M. Schulz

Halloween is one day of breaking out of your shell, one day you can be completely expressive, where the world gives you license to…

— Chris March

Halloween simply has a special feel about it. School is back, everyone is settled into their routines following summer, and there is pumpkin spice…

— Natalya Neidhart

Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as sexy.

— Anonymous

Every day is Halloween, isnt it? For some of us…

— Tim Burton

I'm a little bit obsessed with Halloween.

— Mary Katharine Ham

I don't do anything for Halloween. I carry Halloween inside of me.

— Mike Mignola

My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.

— Anonymous