Funny facebook status Quote by Krystal Download Open image “Hey I just Met you, Nd You Look Crazy, But Here's A Dollar, Go Feed Your Baby” — Krystal ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, mom I'm a teenager, and not a baby! — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Talkin 'bout baby money? I got your baby money. Kidnap your bitch, get that 'how much you love your lady' money. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Baby money? I got you baby money, kidnap your bitch and get that how much youlove your lady money — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Baby money? I got you baby money.. kiddnapp your b*^&, and get thet how you love your lady money — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some tym I feel m CRAZY.. but then I see my baby.. yeah baby m also crazYYY — Viv3k Thakur Copy Share Image
You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now. — Johnny Mercer Copy Share Image
I'm like a stuffed toy. You've never met me, but if you did, you'd just want to take me home and put me in… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Don't Waste Your Time Chasing After Somebody Who Doesn't Want You Back Or Treats You Like Shit You Deserve Better Then That Open Up… — Krystal Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When Your At Your Friends House And You Gotta Take A Really Mean Shit ! — Krystal Copy Share Image
What's The Point Of Poking People On Facebook !? Is It Another Way Of Playing Tag Your It! — Krystal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
