Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, mom I`m a teenager, and not a baby! — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Hey, I just met you...and this is crazy. But here's my number...So call me, maybe? — Carly Rae Jepsen Copy Share Image
Hey, I just met you. And this crazy. But here's my number. So call me maybe? Admit it, you didn't just read that..you sang… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to look right, at you baby...but here's my number. So call me, maybe? — Carly Rae Jepsen Copy Share Image
My ex texted me , You can delete my number, . . . . I texted back Who is this? :-D :-D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay, okay, He's got my number and you can't, you can't warn me baby here I am. Either you make the time or just… — Melanie Fiona Copy Share Image
You say I'm crazy Cause you don't think I know what you've done But when you call me baby I know I'm not the… — Patience Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me like You can delete mu number. I texted back like whos this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have to delete your number, because if I don't, I would find some dumb excuse to talk to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
