Funny facebook status Quote by Krystal

Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too.

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook people are finding me that I don't really know. People poke you on Facebook. I'm like, 'Why? Why are you poking me?'

— Bridget Kelly

Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with a BOOK!!!...

— Joanne Lobedica

The primary things that people do on the Facebook is they use it to share with their friends and the people around them and…

— Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you…

— Anonymous

Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT button!!

— Arjun Loveable

I really don't know what to do when people poke me on Facebook...I get so confuse therefore, I just poke them back.

— Anonymous

Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

— Will Ferrell

The thing that we are trying to do at facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently.

— Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know…

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even know

— Anonymous