Funny facebook status Quote by Arjun Loveable

Is thinking the 'poke' button on Facebook is getting far too old now. I would like to see a 'choke' and 'slap' button

— Arjun Loveable

The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?

— Azgraybebly Joslan

The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u

— Babloo

Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too.

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

— Anonymous

Facebook Hurts I Keep Getting Poked...

— Author Name

What's The Point Of Poking People On Facebook !? Is It Another Way Of Playing Tag Your It!

— Krystal

Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it.

— Anonymous

Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment

— Author Name

Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you…

— Anonymous

Facebook needs these buttons: Dislike, Who cares?, Are you stupid?, and Shut the f*ck up

— Anonymous

Alright, why hasnt Facebook added a Dislike button yet?!

— Azgraybebly Joslan