Facebook Quote by Azgraybebly Joslan

The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u

— Babloo

Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT button!!

— Arjun Loveable

Is thinking the 'poke' button on Facebook is getting far too old now. I would like to see a 'choke' and 'slap' button

— Arjun Loveable

Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too.

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook Hurts I Keep Getting Poked...

— Author Name

Before Facebook, I would have to punch people in the nose to deny their friend requests.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is my life I can't go a day with out a poke or chat. Video call or comment

— Author Name

Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you…

— Anonymous

Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...i v been trying for weeks...

— Lawrence

How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet?

— Cooper Bushey

1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your…

— Anonymous

Right now, nearly all the apps on Facebook take a week to build. No more.

— Max Levchin