Friend request Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Facebook says we're 'friends' but, trust me, I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.

— Hussein Nishah

Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!

— Anonymous

Likes going around Poking people, but thinks Facebook should add a Bitch-slap option too.

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook just makes me want slap someone in the face with a book

— Cassandra Crosby

Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.

— Anonymous

The thing that's been really surprising about the evolution of Facebook is - I think then, and I think now - that if we…

— Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004.

— Anonymous

Never post anything personal to your Facebook wall. Or anyone else's, for that matter. Only snitches and teachers look at Facebook.

— Mary H.K. Choi

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

— Anonymous

Facebook is not your friend, it is a surveillance engine.

— Richard Stallman

I love Facebook. I could brush my teeth with Facebook.

— Isaiah Washington

1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your…

— Anonymous