“Happy anniversary Mom and Dad. Even through those occasional times when we didn't get along, I could still that tell your love for me never faltered, and that you guys would/have sacrificed everything for your only son. I feel blessed to be the top priority in your lives, and I hope I could one day show that you've raised me to be a great man. Our relationship may not be perfect, but let me express that I truly value it. Without your support, my life probably would not have gotten so far. I thank you guys and God for all the opportunities that came my way. Blah blah blah gay shit etc, but in the end I still can't accept you guys' friend requests on Facebook lol.”