Funny Quotes · Page 152

Freely we serve, because freely we love.

— John Milton

In Italy, the concept of the family is very important.

— Monica Bellucci

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

— James

All experience is now. Now never ends.

— Deepak Chopra

On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?

— Anonymous

I know nothing and perhaps I never will,

— George R. R. Martin

It's not what happened but how it is told.

— Philip K. Dick

Holiness is an unselfing of ourselves.

— Frederick William Faber

You:I didn't do it Person:Then why are you laughing? You:Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius

— Ritu Ghatourey

It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston.

— Carmelo Anthony

I think people are surprised to learn that I'm pretty goofy and pretty funny.

— Susan Egan

It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one.

— Matt McGorry

“You’re so full of shit, if you ever had an enema you’d evaporate into thin air.”

— Catherine Doyle

You cannot have exterior development without interior development to hold it in place.

— Ken Wilber

Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring.

— Anonymous

When I have a daughter, I shall name her Stacy. So I will be Stacy's mom thats got it goin' on. :)

— Anonymous

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Okay, well I think the programme is like being screamed at for an hour by a drunk with a strobe-light, but like…

— David Nicholls

Tokyo is huge. Something like 15 million people live there, and my estimate is that at any given moment, 14.7 million of…

— Dave Barry

Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher:…

— Nishan Panwar

When you discover that all happiness is inside you, the wanting and needing are over, and life gets very exciting.

— Byron Katie

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old age. The most beautiful thing in life…

— Kahlil Gibran

I don't know about changing my mind regarding The One-Man Band. I've always personally found him incredibly entertaining, which is one of…

— Wade Barrett

A thing seriously pursued affords true enjoyment.

— Seneca the Younger

It is not together, but the ensemble is perfect.

— Eugene Ormandy

I don't want to earn a living. I want to live.

— Oscar Wilde

Freedom from mental distraction equals power.

— Dan Millman

He that wrongs his friend, wrongs himself more.

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet

— Elaine Paige

I understood early that beauty was power.

— Kevyn Aucoin

Chicks be like... Gimme a kiss!

— Anonymous

You exaggerate your own reactions.

— Dylan Moran

Nature has a funny way of breaking what does not bend.

— Anonymous

Always say less than necessary.

— Robert Greene

Do noodles end their prayers with ramen.

— Ramandeep Singh

You are what you are and that fascinates me.

— Marguerite Duras

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

— Nikhil Saluja

Winner of Worlds Best Wife Award. Category; Nagging.

— Anonymous

Thor and Loki are defined by each other.

— Tom Hiddleston