Funny Quote by David Nicholls

“I needed a distraction. A drink, a good tumble, anything—even this sure-to-be- trouble punk show.”

— Alexandra Martin

“I’d never had the chance to experiment before, but it seemed that irrational screaming was enough to make most people scram. Whodathunk? ”

— Lia Habel

“Sometimes people don’t have to say or do anything weird. They just sit there, quietly sipping tea, all the while putting out an ultrasonic…

— Adam Baker

“You told Detective Stotts you think a wild storm is coming.” “I thought you were puking.” “Not with my ears,” he said.”

— Devon Monk

“He was drunk, but this was something he’d thought about for a long time and needed no sobriety to express—just a listener.”

— Olen Steinhauer

“I wondered if he was drunk. That's when I tended to speak profundities to the night.”

— Mark Lawrence

“Brightness...I believe you stray into sarcasm." "Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“I know how loud the seconds can sound as you stand by a window and peer out into the night.”

— Cathie Pelletier

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

“And when enough people are quiet for long enough, a handful of voices can give the impression that everyone is screaming.”

— Fredrik Backman

“Have I ever said how much I detest the sound of screaming humanity?”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“The place trembled with sound. I didn't need to do anything. They would do it all. But you had to be careful. Drunk as…

— Charles Bukowski