I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember...some people have babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know you've been looking at porn if you're staring at the Google homepage when I walk in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a really nice lady is helping you and you say Thank you Sir. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twilight showed me it's okay to date underage girls if you're a 107-year-old vampire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to make a facebook account called No one. Then I'll like random people's posts and it'll say No one likes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Keep flapping your lips and you'll spend the rest of your afterlife haunting hipsters at Starbucks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year.. Me: gets in bed Me: how was earth… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when you share quotes to everyone , yet deep inside you wanted to say to only one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please if you see this post go and like Keep Laughing for us just like how you likeed this page!! thanks in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you were the line leader in elementary school: You are all my bitches now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have a daughter, I shall name her Stacy. So I will be Stacy's mom thats got it goin' on. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Thomas Paine showed Benjamin Franklin the manuscript of The Age of Reason, Franklin advised him not to publish it, saying, ''The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well anyways sorry y'all for all the pictures haah for the Poeple who got annoyed Ok let the quoting begin ^,^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people say "you can't live without LOVE" personally, I think OXYGEN is more important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
