Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the age of sixty, to marry a beautiful girl of sixteen is to imitate those ignorant people who buy books to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a few words from you could make me feel a million times better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when you can't help but giggle in a serious situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, Ijust wanna punch them in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: Do you like football? A: I'm a cheerleader so I have to watch football and I like it. My one and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone elses can shorten it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The follies of youth become the vices of manhood and the disgrace of old age. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really hate it when 10 year oldgirls say I love my boyfriend Seriously bitch? You barely know how to spell his last — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had this dream and I really wanted to be a star. I was almost a monster in the way that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's funny that people who treat you like sh*t get offended when you finally do the same to them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Police have special ability from an ice. Whenever police say 'FREEZE!!' all people that they want will frozen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Clapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someday's I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
