The best thing ever; is having a fire drill during your least favorite class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how a person can break your heart, and you can still love them with all the little pieces. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Adele and Bruno Mars dated then broke up.. there'd be a lot of AMAZING breakup songs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I'm SORRY, but I've moved on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some girls must get so exhausted putting makeup on two faces every morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I`m a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing ABC's to see which letter comes next..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room and everyone stares at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nerd style of flirting: I wish I could select all your clothes and press delete — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone In Your Dreams, That's Why I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Steve Carell leaving The Office is almost as depressing as my inability to leave mine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An enGineering Student went & proposed a girl Girl : What can u do to make me love you ? Boy :… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If barbie isnt a slut then why do people have to buy her boyfriends????? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apple was considering making an iPod for kids, but apparently iTouch kids didn't sit too well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember at the end of the night that giant margrita with a worm in it...is a tolet!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Delete me... Like most of y'all who can't handle what I have to say :') Dont got time for any of y'all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know I'm not perfect, I'm vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ask no you ask will you please ask? why can't you ask?fine...hey my friend wants to ask you something — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can think of no better way to honor our fallen Civil War Union soldiers than by reminding Confederate flag-wavers that our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite color is purple. I have One Direction infection. its all over me, its stronger than me. Just the fact that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
