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I have to go over my carefully prepared ad-libs.

— Vin Scully

You may be witty, but not satirical.

— Horace Greeley

“The great drawback of being witty is that you have to keep your eyes fixed on the semi-idiots around you, and absorb their worthless…

— Stendhal

Every one is witty for his owne purpose.

— George Herbert

I don't think I'm a witty person. To me, a witty person is a funny person who is also a smart person. My friend…

— David Sedaris

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

— Bruce Forsyth

You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.

— Sacha Guitry

If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

— Oscar Wilde

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

— Sacha Guitry

My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to…

— Barbara Park

My scholarly expectation is then that I may succeed in becoming clever in philosophy in spite of my stupidity.

— Soren Kierkegaard

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature.

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan