Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand my long distance relationship anymore ..... I'm moving the fridge to my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I get a phone call, I always wait for it to ring a certain amount of times before I answer it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be drop outta school, get a job at McDonald's, and be all like I'm grinding ...On my grind ...yeah Grind me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't judge anybody until you've walked a mile in their shoes. After that it doesn't matter, because they're a mile away and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Know What I Hate About myself? I Really Don't Care What people Think about me. but everyone says its a good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
YAY! I Get to Dye My hair Purple! My Dad Said YES! *Finally lol* I Knew he would lol Want me to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my brother & me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when people ask if you're okay cause you yawned& your eyes watered. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why am I researching if 1 antique gun should be excluded when my 'client' was caught with 3 other unregistered, newer guns? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend is like a good bra: close to your heart, hard to find, and supportive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body, but if you betray me, just remember... I KNOW… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny. you dump me for her, and when she doesnt want you or a any other girls u come crying back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school they call it Bullying but at work they call it Upper Level Management. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal Teenager: Makes sure tobe quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am. Me: Makes sure to be quiet while making… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meeting people at the bar is like going to the grocery store when your hungry - you bring home sh*t you don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Mom & Dad, when you said- Let`s go, I assumed you were ready to go also. Sincerely,Been waiting in the car… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I couldn't help noticing what a great tan and strong likelihood of skin cancer you have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
