Its not the next day until I go to sleep and wake up , unless its my b day or Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people? They're limiting their chance to find a soul mate,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give it to me! she yelled, I'm so fucking wet,give it to me! She could scream all she wanted, I'm keeping the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its ironic that Glee is doing an episode on teen bullying since the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So you're a big fan of Marilyn Monroe and you know all her quotes? Cool, how many of her movies did you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE IF : Stalking all the girls he talks to on Facebook, so you cansee if they`re prettier than you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well thank you very much, I didn't expect birthday greetings form outer space. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a bowered pencil/pen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm awkward when people compliment me. Nice hair Me: Thanks, I grew it myself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies admit it.. When you like a guy, every other girl that talks to him is considered a slut . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say they're plenty of fish in the sea, but then again I'm a pretty bad fisherman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I hear tapping outside my window. I don't think it's my prince to come kiss me. I think its a serial… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
