Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have no tolerance for people that cheat on their beautiful girlfriends/boyfriends for something that looks like it belongs in the zoo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of the best proof reading is done in the 50 microseconds after you hit 'send.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Hanukkah prayers not be drowned out by incessant Christmas music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre laughing and your gum falls out of your mouth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage life is so easy. It's like a walk in the park. The problem is the park is Jurassic! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the next benefit concert will aid people traumatized from watching wrinkly British rock stars in HD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you ever cheat in relationship? I can't get one girl, how the hell do you expect me to get two — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Listen to me, youre going to make mistakes, youre going to have bad days, youre not going to be perfect, youre going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My historical knowledge of the French Revolution is based on 17 viewings of History of the World, Part I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you find a shirt you REALLY likeand they don't have your size.); — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Working hard homework.* PHONE: 1 new message! *Picks up phone to reply & mom comesin.* MOM: So! You've been texting this whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm shy and boring & you don't like me because of that but I don't really care. You just don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're funny; if theres something that makes you laugh, then every days going to be OK. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
