Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guys Guys are jerks Politics
I also said, men are like curling irons, they never get out of your hair. And they are like government bonds, they take so… — Kabir Bedi Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Men are like bank accounts,without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get older. — John Maynard Keynes Copy Share Image
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
Incapable of enjoying the moment, the male needs something to look forward to, and money provides him with an eternal, never-ending goal: Just think… — Valerie Solanas Copy Share Image
Men move through a much different process before commitment than women do. — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
