We all love the kid who entertains the class by disrespecting the teacher but somehow NEVER gets in trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Conversation between me and my enemy....'DUDE I SAW U ON TV!!'...'REALLY MAN?! WHERE!!'....'ANIMAL PLANET'. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Okay, when I get home I'm getting all my homework done, cleaning my room, and going to bed early. Facebook: lol..no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look Myself In the Mirror and I wonder: How the fuck did I ever become this AWESOME...!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment where you're like, 'WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY, oh...here it is...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just read an article on the dangers of drinking.Scared the shit out of me.So that's it!After today no more reading. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're crying a friend will ask you whats wrong a Best friend will go grab a shovel and bury the guy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember a diamond is just a piece of coal that did good under pressure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She actually wants to spend more time with me? I’m beginning to wonder if she’s as crazy as I am…” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend helps you up when you get knocked down, a true friend says "Stay down, I got this." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I'm calling your parents! Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15+: Tell them I said Heyyy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. *Guy opens the door* Patrick: I love you. ~Noelle¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking 'I'm gonna kill...ahh sh*t! He's under… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. In class you go through your textbooks, find a funny looking person, & tell your friendsThat's you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on running a marathon without having to stop for a heart attack. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
From a girl's point of view, guys always chase sluts and hoes. From a guy's point of view, girls always chase jerks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
