The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text & thinking..Oh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mother's Day to someone who deserves a much better Mother's Day than I'm capable of pulling off without her help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PROBLEM: So, I'm a model. but I'm seriously insecure. modeling is something I love, and something I love doing, but I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Math: The only place where a person can buy 80 watermelons without anyone thinking they're a weirdo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you get so many wedding gifts that you don't realize there are none from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you`re all excited about openinga present, and when you open it,it sucks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Debra Clarke! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing you talk about your study abroad makes me wish you were still in another country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Naming someone you know your parents approve of, when they ask who you're texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Don't hate you, it's just that my attitude has some issues with your personality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry): I haven't been on but I admin/own a lot of sucessful pages (: SOO LIKE FOR QUOTES — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so cute when the baby thinks it's going to steal attention from us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, and by sorry I mean get over it and stop acting like a 5 year old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, theres nothing right; and on the right side,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking only to learn that it is God shaking them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alright! 2 is out Demi wins.All those girls are beautiful. & towhoever posted Demi hate who admins this page, please fess up.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom thinks you have an attitude, when all you did was answer her question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your are what you eat right? oh I get it thats why all girls are orange! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
