Funny Quote by Anonymous

“My girlfriend says I’m fat”

— Kevin Ma

Never criticize your wife directly. If she looks fat in the new dress, say 'honey you have got this dress one size smaller'.

— Adhir Amadavadi

Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while.

— Nikhil Saluja

“See, don't just look. Your partner is so much more than their appearance. It's how kind their heart is, how lovely they smile, how…

— Suzan Battah

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

— Anonymous

If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it,…

— Jo Brand

“Does this dress make me fat?” “Of course it does. Don’t you own a mirror?”

— Deborah Blake

If a girl asks you if she's fat, you either say no or absolutely not.

— Nikhil Saluja

No the dress doesn't make you seem fat. But your dependence on someone else's opinion definitely makes you seem shallow!

— Simi Ngr

This dress makes me look fat," I told Jasmine as we stood near the back of the crowd and watched the last minute preperations…

— Richelle Mead

That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says I`m so fat. and you stand there like. -__-

— Itsme867

Tell a female she's thin and she's yours for life.

— Anne Bernays