Funny Quote by Anonymous

MATH HOMEWORK??? THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

— Mee

Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does…

— Anonymous

Leaving a watermelon on someones doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.

— Thegr81

Once upon a time I owned a watermelon.

— Irving Bacheller

Love watermelon with the seeds..it's fun to spit them at people!

— Carly Rae Jepsen

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake…

— Jad Abumrad

Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.

— Nate

I would like to live to a ripe old age and raise watermelons in Wyoming.

— Lou Reed

“Watermelons. Think of the watermelons.”

— T.R. Whittier

“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”

— Greg Curtis

“Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons.”

— Cormac McCarthy

Only in a math problem can a person buy 60 cantaloupes and not be questioned.

— Peanuts