Everytime I hear that dirty word exercise ,I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Juno showed me that speaking in cute lingo can negate the horrifying chaos of an unwanted pregnancy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Letting your phone ring a few times before answering so you seem busy. *Hahaha this is so me..* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I HATE when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back, and they don't answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear People :) , Stop Editing Your Pics -_- What If U Go Missing ? How Can We Find U If U… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes I am a little full of myself. Play your cards right and you can be full of me too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when someone interrupts you and thenyou can't remember what you were talking about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get boys to notice the inner me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying, because I have no idea where I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He defends me, loves me and helps me....If only the people in my life was as loyal as my dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Can Never Control Who You Fall In Love Even Your In The Most Sad Confused Times Of Your Life, You Don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher thinks that something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Genius takes time, but stupidity can be achieved in a heart beat, and usually is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pushing the stop button on your microwave before it goes off so you don't have to hear the beep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Vagina,I clean you, I give you hair cuts,I let you wear lace,I give you daily massages.. And you return the favor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
