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“Being pregnant is just... weird. Like weird in that way that French kissing is simply tasting someone else's mouth. Or how a balloon is…

— B.L. Berry

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

— Diablo Cody

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

— Tracy Morgan

Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will…

— Juno (The Movie

“For years I’d been awaiting that overriding urge I’d always heard about, the narcotic pining that draws childless women ineluctably to strangers’ strollers in…

— Lionel Shriver

I thought that I was going to be like this earth mother. When people would complain about being pregnant, I was like, 'What are…

— Gwen Stefani

I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful!

— Marcia Cross

Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

— Anonymous

“Pregnancy is amazing but it is also pure hell. Get used to it.”

— Chandin Whitten

I remember one day I came home and shouted to my grandmother, "Grandma, Sarah is pregnant!" Poor Sarah! For weeks before I had read…

— Elie Wiesel

“There was one thing she brought up all the time: She wanted to have a child. She talked about that from the beginning. She…

— Dennis Rodman

“Goodness,” said an exhausted Lady Maccon, “are babies customarily that repulsive looking?” Madame Lefoux pursed her lips and turned the infant about, as though…

— Gail Carriger