Funny Quote by Anonymous

When I read about the dangers of drinking alcohol, I stopped reading!

— Author Name

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

— Henny Youngman

“I started to walk into the bar, and I suddenly thought to myself, “Wait a minute! It’s the middle of the afternoon. There’s nobody…

— Richard Feynman

When people drink, they talk, and talk is dangerous!

— August Strindberg

I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

— Charles Barkley

There are three things that are scary to watch the morning after drinking: own face, purse and list of outgoing calls :)

— Anonymous

I have an irrational fear that something bad is going to happen to me when I'm drinking out of a water fountain. I have…

— Andrew Luck

Ive been drinking a lot. But I dont want to go into all that, because its really a personal, traumatic thing. Everybodys worried and…

— David Arquette

I've got to be aware of what's going on. I can't drink too much or make a fool of myself.

— Judd Trump

My mother's father drank and her mother was an unhappy, neurotic woman, and I think she has lived all her life afraid of anyone…

— John Hurt

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year.

— Matthew Perry

Another effect of news articles is that the events, however frightening, can thus be consigned to the box of things that happen to other…

— Zia Haider Rahman