Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Get well Hallmark card
“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards. — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
“And by the way, you really do suck in the romance department. Hallmark will never put that last paragraph on a card.” — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know. — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
A Hallmark card with paragraphs about my beauty written by a stranger is vaguely depressing. — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I don't know. It's just that...it's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something. -Robert — Enchanted Copy Share Image
I once got a Christmas card from my local Greggs. It said, 'To Scarlett, thanks for being such a loyal customer.' — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“No way a guy who’s been in there wouldn’t be bothered watching someone else stick his tongue in your mouth.” “I think you should… — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh … wonderful.” Hallmark… — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
Tom: People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel, or they're afraid to. We provide the service that lets them off the… — 500) Days Of Summer Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
