Quote by K.A. Tucker

“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh … wonderful.” Hallmark…

— Ann Charles

“And by the way, you really do suck in the romance department. Hallmark will never put that last paragraph on a card.”

— Alessandra Torre

“Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How…

— Molly Harper

Theirs nothing I can say that a Hallmark card couldnt say much better...

— Anonymous

“Big enough that I should tie a bow around it and attach a little card that says ‘To: Macy. You’re welcome. Love, Seth.”

— Cherrie Lynn

“I know, I know. They should make a hallmark card for that experience since it’s so cliché: “Whoops, sorry your high school boyfriend can’t…

— R.S. Grey

“I felt like I needed to do something special for her to show my appreciation. It wasn't like Hallmark had a card that read…

— Lola Stark

“Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“Damn, I wasn’t a woman and I wasn’t real stoked at the idea of my fun house turning into an escape hatch. I felt…

— Lola Stark

“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving…

— Gina Damico

“Her words were generically profound, like a Hallmark card I’d skim over to get to the check.”

— Julie Halpern

“Some gifts are baits! Watch out!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah