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“I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.”

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“Neither knew it at the time, but a line had been crossed that could not be uncrossed- a running leap over a chasm of…

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“Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game.”

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Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.

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“Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel.”

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And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple, emotionally optimistic story beat.

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I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of…

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Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively,…

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Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If…

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I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

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Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

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I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter…

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I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

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