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“Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.”

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May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday!

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On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

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I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

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