Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Add me on kik? I'm also getting a text free so you guys can text me without knowing my real number — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't do it... Then why are you laughing? Cause whoever did it, is a freaking genius! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'All boys are the same.' said the 12 year old girl after her 3 day relationship ended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(already did 16) 17: Something that has ticked me off lately? -This chick cheated on her boyfriend, told my best friend right… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best curve on a girl is her smile. Nah just joking, look at that ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What am I listening to? -A playlist that consists of Justin Bieber and One Direction.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry Tim Tebow will just be another good-looking rich guy in New York City who won't have sex with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhh one second... *Delete Delete Delete* Here you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy: Hey... listen, I know you're probably pissed at me... Woman: It happend. You chose her. Obviously the wrong choice, but... you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Low battery* *low battery**low battery* Well, apparently, you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to do everything in my power to make your bachelorette party all about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
