Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If You Don't See Me Online For 48 Hours, Immediately Call The Police” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Internet
Even if I see you for 72 hours straight, the second I let my eyes off you, I'll start missing you. — Beka Mackey Copy Share Image
It kills me a little inside to see you online and you are not talking to me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet. — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Reach out, call your family members, if you have children, call them right now. — Peter Jennings Copy Share Image
It kills me to see you online and you wont talk to me its just time to realize that that I dont mean anything… — Ana13 Copy Share Image
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops...you stole my heart.. — Celestine Copy Share Image
Dont say your gonna call back then dont … I'll ignore you for days .. fair warning — Syoung Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
