-Boys that have bad breath. Boys that smell like BO. Boys that write on thier arms/clothes.Boys that smoke. Boys that thinkits cool… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I send you a text and you don'trespond, and then I see you update Facebook at the same time, you're dead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you both are thinking and laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a born again anything; I was Born, OK the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your car isn't quite shitty enough for you to benefit from the Cash for Clunkers plan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stealing and cheating is a great talent but getting caught is a great sin..... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except forthe sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your ass is like a wallet without cash, jeans without pockets... flat and useless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you ex says youll never find anyone like me reply with thats the point — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Okay brain, lets focus for just 45 minutes on this math test we can do this. Brain: DADADA BANANA LALALALALA AFRO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okayy, I feel like I'm blowing up your newsfeed with things from my summer bucket list. Sorry! I'm done for now:P hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls worry about the things Guys forget... Guys always worry about the things Girls remember — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TheBiggestLies Classmate: Do you have any gum? ; Me: Nah man, I got it from someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
